Season 2: K-Town, The Reality Show
The rise of Korean Power. Does Gangnam style make K-Town The Reality Show more relevant somehow? New kids join the fray: Jasmine’s sister, Joe’s girlfriend, Young’s wife and more. I think the food is the best part. The K-Town crew eat well and it makes me hungry!
Season 2, Episode 1: They’re Back
Young takes a job in Guam, the K-Town crew to throw his LA wedding in a week, Steve’s the best man, Audrey Magazine Fashion Show. More fighting and drunkenness.
Season 2, Episode 2: I Am King
Tacky couple of the week, Young’s wedding, more stupid drinking games, a new hairstyle for Steve and we meet Violet’s son. Girls at the gun range.
Season 2, Episode 3: Friendly Fire
The juvenile show: they get drunk and fight with each other. It starts with Scarlet and Jasmine fighting and then everyone gets dragged into it. Fighting all around. This gets boring. Jowe is an ass again; could his ego be any bigger? It’s certainly larger than his brain. Beer bong antics. Young regrets giving up his dance dream. I hope he doesn’t move to Guam. He’s the soul of the show.
Season 2, Episode 4: The Bachelor Party
Young’s bachelor party. One word for the K-Town bachelors hitting on girls: awkward! Tacky Asian Couple of the week revenge. Steve loses it again after Joe’s girlfriend Jessica calls Steve a loser. An unimpressive drunken girl slap fight.
Season 2, Episode 5: From Bad to Worse
The only intelligent thing Steve has ever said: Bachelor Party from Hell. Jessica has an ultimatum for Joe: Her or Jowe. Scarlet shows Soyoung some stripper dance moves. Steve crossed Jasmine when he kisses a girl at the bar. Steve is drunk again. Could he be more idiotic? I think not.
Season 2, Episode 6: Here Comes the Bride
Violet and Jessica make up, sort of. Jowe’s not well endowed. Why does Joe wear headbands anyway? Steve is getting his Mohawk removed. So ironic that Young is the most mature of them all. I mean, his name is Young. He is the only guy who doesn’t have commitment issues in this dysfunctional group. Joe is smart not to take relationship advice from Steve and Jowe. Signature cocktail emergency (Steve to blame, shocker!).
Season 2, Episode 7: Till Death Do Us Part
Young is so sweet. He loves Soyoung so much and she looks so beautiful! Andrew Garcia performed beautifully. Everything is going so well! Maid of Honor Toast. Scarlet gave a lovely toast. Best Man Toast. Steve is nervous but not drunk (at least I hope not). That’s the good news. He has notes. Good sign! It appears to be a multi-part speech. I suppose it could be worse. Joe has to intervene and take the mike away from Steve. Is Joe going next? He’s been doing a lot of thinking … We need an encore after Steve interrupts. Joe has something important to say … Stay tuned. More drama!
I think this is the end of K-Town The Reality Show. It just didn’t seem to get an momentum. The numbers for Facebook Likes and YouTube views keep dropping show by show. A more interesting plot would have helped. Diving deeper beyond drunken fighting would have been my preference. What’s next for the cast?
Advice for Cast in 2013
Joe: Hire a personal stylist and lose the headband. Forget wedding planning and focus on Corporate Events. Start with companies based in K-Town.
Steve: Join a 12-Step Program or check into Betty Ford Center. Lose the Mohawk Peter Pan! Stop drinking. You can ill afford to lose any more brain cells.
Scarlet: Get a sales job in a male oriented industry. Clean up your mouth and start in phone sales or as a sales associate and work your way up. You have the potential to make a lot of $$ in sales!
Violet: Your new white boyfriend looks nice. Stick with him and lose the Tacky Asian Couple of the Week feature on your blog. Replace with K-Town street fashion to highlight looks you like. This is not the time to make more enemies.
Jasmine and Christine: Work together to do more weddings/hair/make-up as a sibling company. You both have your entrepreneurial act together. Use this publicity to further your businesses
Jowe: Karma is a bitch. You will need to get a penile implant and pose for Playgirl now that the cat is out of the bag. Or just man up and say What You Get is What You Get and You Don’t Get Upset.
Young and Soyoung: Move to Guam and get your own spin off show. Leave these losers behind. They are dragging you down. Remember your big dance audition that you slept though? That might have changed your carer path! You’ll never know!
Jessica: You break up with Joe and you are off the show. Think that one over carefully.